JCR Committee: Rachel Irwin

2004–5: President

My career in crime began at the age of three with the theft of an Opal Fruit (no not a “Star Burst”) from the pick’n’mix at a service station on the way to Shropshire. Fortunately, I have not ventured above Birmingham since then, a move that has ensured my development as a vaguely London, mostly Home Counties, well-behaved kind of girl.

I have now moved on to greater and more glorious things, and can frequently be spotted in the bar with my co-witch Kimberley “the Godmother” Williams plotting into exactly which account(s) we’ll cream our 10% from every JCR purchase.

My hobbies include spotting whatever Adam Has Done Now, irritating Ru and Maria with my cavalier attitude to the JCR headed notepaper and bank balance and buying even more earrings (an enterprise of which Mr di Stefano is unfailingly supportive). I also like ‘Footballers’ Wives’ quite a lot.

My aims during the year are to ensure that the JCR runs with the rabid (some might say anal but they’d be wrong) efficiency which has cursed me since birth, and to have as much say in the building work as possible. Since I love arguing on behalf of others even more than on behalf of myself, please do email/talk to me with any suggestions, demands or ideas you may have – I’m always happy to listen.