JCR Committee: Leo Van der Borgh

2003–4: President

Despite rumours that Leo secured his position with a "sexual favours" based campaign, backed up by incriminating photos of him with the good doctor at Halfway Hall, he insists that he has never enagaged in such practice, knowingly.

Leo hopes to complete his final year without suffering anymore "food poisoning" incidents that blighted his first and second year basins and aspires to complete a full 90 minutes of a football game without developing a "dodgy knee" coinciding with a severe bout of wheezing.